Im lame

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via hi)

basedgosh:

blogging around my parents is hard because they’ll ask what im laughing at and i cant really say “im laughing at a picture of an alien saying ‘ayyy lmao’”

(via heyfunniest)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

(via girlwasdoritosthewholetime)