Im lame

"I like you.  And so, I shall give new power to the bow you wield.  Ice Arrows can freeze the hottest of flames, and Fire Arrows can melt the coldest ice."

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osamah:

*opens up trenchcoat* hey kid…wanna buy a sense of humor?

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evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

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feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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saddestblogger:

when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway

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